[When video switches on, Tae is in the kitchen. You should be worried already.]

I found some interesting ingredients in the market today, so I decided to make a stew!

[She tilts her guide to show a bubbling (and quite overcooked) stew in the pot --is that a piece of green mushroom floating in the rice....?]It's a new recipe, so I need a few taste ( Read more... )

[Once upon a time, Kamui was sitting on the couch in 4-3 with his feet propped up on the coffee table because it pisses Tae off. Nothing terribly exciting happens for the first couple minutes. Unless Kamui gnawing on a pencil while trying to figure out this shitty crossword puzzle is interesting. It might be easier if it was actually in a language ( Read more... )

Hello, all ( Read more... )

So, I hear there's a sockhop happenin' real soon.

[There's a quiet pause and then the slow blowing and POP of bubblegum as she snaps it.]

So, which one'a you boys is gonna be takin' me?

Hmmm, Guy, maybe?

[No -sama, this time.]

Or maybe Kamui-kun?

Speak up, kids. I don't got all day.

[Feed clicks off. She'll just let them fight it out among

[It doesn't seem like a dream, at first- but don't worry, the cues will come soon enough ( Read more... )

[The feed is knocked on to the sound of footsteps. A voice is picked up before its owner walks into the feed--]

Guy-samaaaaa~ How do you like this dress?

[Tae appears on-camera in a criminally short dress, posing for him coquettishly]

[He jumps, from his desk.  Apparently, Tae just...let herself in.  Without asking him.  Or his knowledge.  He ( Read more... )

[THE SETTING, is a very fancy, very expensive looking Japanese style joint. One of those sushi joints with a rotating idk table or whatever in the middle of the room that like, rotates sushi at people. Know what I'm sayin'? Good.

The camera is partly obscured by a mountain of sushi, but the viewer can see Tae and Kamui sitting next to each other ( Read more... )

[The post opens with Tae mumbling to herself:]

It seems that Shinpachi is one of those that was left behind on the planet....

...

THAT IDIOT, HIS ROOM IS A MESS! HE COULDN'T EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER HIMSELF BEFORE HE WENT OFF AND VANISHED!?

I'LL TEAR HIM A NEW ONE WHEN HE GETS BACK.

To the mysterious someone who left a 3 foot puddle of blood in the middle of the kitchen floor:

Get a mop and clean it up right now you lazy Yato slob.

~Tae-chan ✿

PS: We're out of milk, buy some before you come home, you owe me for making you lunch this week.

What the hell is this!?

Sex change operations!? Marriage? Pregnancy!? SHINSENGUMI 2.0!!!?

[A loud CRASHING sound can be heard as Tae hurls the newest copy of Weekly Shounen JUMP into a wall]

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT, SORACHI!!!!!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.

I QUIT GINTAMA.

...Guy-sama, there wouldn't by any chance be a vacancy available in the ( Read more... )